Last night someone broke into our house and among other things, stole our toilet! Yes, the toilet! We are working with the police to find the culprits but we have nothing to go on. (insert rim shot) Nobody likes to talk about toilets but to me they are very interesting. There are so many designs, … More Seriously??? The toilet???
A friend was a single guy working for his widowed Dad. He met a woman he wanted to marry. He started bragging to get her attention. “In just a few years, I’ll inherit a large fortune.” She took his business card and three months later, she married his Dad. Women are so much better at … More I Now Pronounce You Rich!!