A man named Sonny Gilligan was recently shot in the back with a shotgun while sitting in his vehicle. The culprit? His dog! I know! He had his three dogs in the back seat and his shotgun was back there too. Somehow, the dog got his paw on the trigger and fired. Not surprising, after … More My Dog Shot Me!!!!
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. Let’s face it, even the nicest among us is selfish in nature. It is part of our carnal nature. At least I know … More Kids Are Crazy!!
My grandmother’s doorbell rang. She opened the door and there was man with a tool chest. He said, “Ma’am, I’m the piano tuner.” My grandmother said, “I didn’t call for a piano tuner.” The guy said, “I know, but your neighbors all pitched in and did.” … More I’m Tone Deaf!