I finished a half marathon yesterday. I went shopping with my wife. Shopping with my wife is always an adventure. She tricks me and I fall for it every time. It’s like Lucy with the football, always pulling the ball at the last second and leaving Charlie Brown on his keister. I’m the same way. … More I Don’t Want To Go!!!
Attention! Only 404 shopping days until Christmas, 2017! Avoid the stress, buy now! (This is my 1,000th blog!) Since Christmas is so commercialized anyway, why not? I know some people who really start their Christmas shopping next year on December 26th this year. They like taking advantage of the after Christmas sales to get a … More The Madness Begins!
We saw “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”last year. Good movie, but I’m kind of tired of the ape thing. How about “Rise of the Planet of the Men”, where we refuse to hold our woman’s purse while she tries on clothes? Now, there’s your flick. Come on, now. Enough with the talking animals. … More Revolt!!
Anniversaries are a lot like bungie jumping. If you forget something critical, you die. A woman’s memory is amazing. She can recall the first day you met, dated, kissed got engaged, got married and everything you’ve done wrong since the wedding. Today marks the 19th anniversary of our first date. How do I know? I … More If You Forget, You Die!!
Last week, my wife and I went shopping for clothes. A lady in front of us at the checkout pulled out her wallet and a remote control. The cashier asked what was up with the remote and the woman said, “Well, he wouldn’t go shopping with me, so I figured this was the best way to get even.” … More Shopping? Please, No!
I finished a half marathon yesterday. I went shopping with my wife. … More Half Marathon!