If I were an ocean creature, I think I would choose to be a shark￼￼. we’ve all seen episodes of the TV show where they catch all of ￼the crab. But very few sharks are caught, only the stupid ones. I would always check for hooks before I bite anything. I would also like to … More The crustaceans are coming!!!
I went kayaking in Florida once and capsized the stupid thing. I decided to swim back to shore, but I was afraid of alligators. I saw a guy in a boat and asked him if they’d had problems with gators here. “Gators? Nope, they’ve been gone for years.” I felt instantly relieved. Then the guy said, “The sharks got ’em.” … More Gatorade!!