Yes. Another one this morning, but it won’t deter me from writing my blog. My therapist wants me to try the keto diet. But I think the only way that it will work is if keto becomes my sidekick telling me what and what not to eat. Keto is a cool name so there must … More Just Seize The Day – Again!!!
I saw my therapist a few days ago. She scolded me for missing my last two appointments because my condition is serious. I said, “I know, but I was just doing what you told me.” She said, “I haven’t told you to skip appointments!” I said,”No, but you told me to avoid people who irritate … More You Make Me Crazy!!!
I have so many seizures that I got a job at Home Depot mixing paint. Anyone with a chronic condition must be able to laugh about it once in a while or it will get to you. My condition causes short term memory loss. Every time we pick out a movie to watch, I pick … More I Got The Job!!!!
I went to the book store yesterday to do some research on anxiety. I asked the clerk of they had any books about paranoia. He leaned over and whispered, “They’re right behind you!” I soiled myself. Anxiety and paranoia are no fun at all. In fact those of us who suffer from them realize that … More They’re Coming To Get Me!!!!!
A woman was browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale. “Greg is going to be mad that I’m doing this. Her friend said, “He’ll be happy with all the money you saved.” “I don’t think so. He just broke his leg, and he’s waiting for me to take him to the hospital.” Do you … More She Is Hard Core!!!
When a young person goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this pain in my side”, the doctor gives him a prescription. When I do the exact same thing, the doctor says, “Oooh, that’s gotta come out.” I’m not a hypochondriac, I’ve just had a lot of things go haywire in the last … More 60 Is The New 80!!!!
Wednesday was a very scary day. I was at the hospital waiting for the cardiologist when I had a seizure. They couldn’t find a pulse so they began chest compressions. I had two more seizures and wond up in the trauma center in the ER. Poor Heather got a call at work saying, “Your husband’s … More Go Toward The Light!!!