Ow! That Hurt!!!

I think President Lincoln needed to watch that play like he needed a hole in his head.  Don’t get upset with me. That was not only funny, it happened a very long time ago. There has long been a joke out there “Other than that, did you enjoy the play Mrs. Lincoln?” Admit it, you’re … More Ow! That Hurt!!!

Help! A Cat!!

A 911 dispatcher received this call last week. “Please help me, there’s a cat near me.” “Calm down. Unless it’s a bobcat, it won’t hurt you.” “This one will! It’s just staring at me, and I know it’s going to attack me soon!” “Ma’am…” “What do you mean, Ma’am? I’m a parrot, you idiot!” … More Help! A Cat!!