Tag: sea monkeys

Fight, Little Sea Monkey!! Daddy Needs A New Pair Of Shoes!!

March 4, 2019

I’m thinking about starting a sea monkey fight ring. It could work. Those brine shrimp are mean and nasty. At the Great Salt Lake here, the perimeter of the lake is filled with tons of dead sea monkeys. I’ll never be convinced that they all died from natural causes. Sea monkeys appear to be harmless, … More Fight, Little Sea Monkey!! Daddy Needs A New Pair Of Shoes!!

I Struck Gold!!!

September 5, 2017

I firmly believe I have the answer to one of our nation’s greatest problems. I want to make it illegal to own a goldfish. Not multiple goldfish, just a single fish. They live alone, have no privacy and generally don’t live very long because they’re owned by forgetful kids.  I love goldfish. They’re beautiful creatures, … More I Struck Gold!!!