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You Can’t Teach Me!!!

March 22, 2018

A teacher once told me that when she was my age she learned very quickly and that I was ‘slow’. I said, “That’s great. You must have had a good teacher.” Slow? I don’t think so. I know it’s become a cliche, but I’m going to say it again. Teachers are way undervalued in our … More You Can’t Teach Me!!!

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What??? I Flunked???

March 7, 2018

I always tried to be funny in school. In history, I was taking a test. I had the answers on the palm of my hand. Bob Gress stood beside me and asked, “Is there something interesting on your hand?” I said “No its actually pretty boring.” The principal and I had a nice chat. I … More What??? I Flunked???

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I Can Do That In My Sleep!!!

October 9, 2017

I don’t mean to brag but I was one of those kids who never had to study, bring books home, etc. That’s probably why I flunked.  We’ve all known people who have the ability to do that. Never study for exams, play while you do, and always let you know about it. My oldest brother … More I Can Do That In My Sleep!!!

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I’m A Shut In!!!

October 5, 2017

A friend of mine is a principal at a middle school. One day he saw a new substitute teacher banging his forehead against a locker muttering , “How did I get myself into this?” My friend asked, “Are you okay? Can I help?” The teacher said, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid … More I’m A Shut In!!!

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Answer The Question!!!

July 18, 2017

My friend Jason told me he could skip school with the teacher’s blessing. He started acting sad. Our teacher asked why.  He said, “My mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the jail.” She said, “I’m sorry to hear that! Do you want to go home?” After he left, the teacher asked … More Answer The Question!!!

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You Can’t Make Me Go!!

January 11, 2016

One day, Joanne went in to wake up Jimmy to get ready for school. Jimmy said he wasn’t going today. She said, “Give me two reasons why you shouldn’t go to school”. He said, “The kids all hate me and so do the teachers”. Joanne said, “Those are not good reasons to stay home from … More You Can’t Make Me Go!!

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