Because I Said So!!!

I was talking to a friend this past week. My friend ran to his dad and told him the car wouldn’t start. “What’s wrong with it, son”? Said his dad. My friend said that there was water in the carburetor. he said,”You don’t even know what a carburetor is!”. “I know, but I’m pretty sure … More Because I Said So!!!

Not Again!!!

When my wife was pregnant with our daughter, Sarah, she wanted the birth to take place in a warm tranquil environment with soft music, soft lighting and a hot tub. We looked at the place and I asked, “Uh, isn’t this what got us into this in the first place?” That really did happen. She … More Not Again!!!

Shut Up!!!

My young daughter came from school with a note that read “Sarah is an exceptional student but she talks too much. I’m going to start a new technique tomorrow.” I wrote back, “Please let me know if it works. I want to try it on her mother.” Guys, I think most of us have selective … More Shut Up!!!

Throw It All In!!!

I was preparing tuna for sandwiches and had just finished chopping the last ingredient when Sarah, my daughter said, “Daddy, I’ve noticed that the older you get, the more stuff you put in your tuna fish.” She was spot on. I don’t know why it happens, but I think most of us cross the ‘add … More Throw It All In!!!

My Kids Are Crazy!!!

When my kids were little, my daughter Sarah had a bad stomach ache. I took her to the doctor and during the examination the doctor asked her what bothered her the most. She said, “My little brother Eric keeps pulling my hair”! My kids have always been funny. Obviously, Sarah wasn’t trying to be funny. … More My Kids Are Crazy!!!