An expectant mother and her husband were at a birthing class. The instructor told the couples how important exercise is for pregnant women. She also said that the men could benefit by walking with her. A man asked the instructor, “Is it OK if she carries my golf clubs while we walk?” We all know … More I Want a Divorce!!
Heather came home from work and wanted to know what I thought about signing up for a 401K. I went nuts! I said, “Are you kidding me? The most you can run now is a half marathon”! I thought I would start running. It seemed like it would be a lot of fun. The … More 5K Disaster!!!
A man drove past house and noticed a sign in a front yard that read, “Talking dog – Free!!” He immediately asked the owner if the dog was still available. “Yep”, said the man. The motorist had a conversation with the dog and said, “I’ll take him, but I have to ask why you’re letting him go”. The man said, “Simple. I got a divorce because my wife just wouldn’t shut up. He’s worse”. … More Is This Your Dog???
Once, while performing at Bruce Baum’s Comedy Crib, there were a couple of ladies who ordered white wine, very unusual order at a comedy club. I asked one of the women if I could have a sip. So I did, and instantly spit it out, clown style. The woman asked me if there was something wrong with the wine. I said, “No, it just irritated the sores in my mouth”. … More Just Throw It Out There!!!
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? … More Happy Easter!!
In my absence today and tomorrow, I’m going to post some of my favorite blogs. Just click on the link. See you on Sunday! https://www.evernote.com/shard/s45/sh/8c446688-0dd9-4bd3-9b60-39e3d32f03a1/76f325879a6464fd05cbb5b7af98338c Heather
My wife is a runner. She’s not very fast, though. She almost escaped from me three times. … More Run, Forrest, Run!!