“It’s one thing to do a little show with your friends and family. It’s another thing entirely with the room is filled with people who paid $15 to get up on stage and make strangers laugh -for an hour-tonight.” Robert Klein Is it Insanity that causes A person to get up on stage, especially when … More We’re Crazy People!!!
Old comedians never die. They just can’t stand up anymore. Yesterday, I announced my immediate retirement from stand up comedy. I’ve been doing stand up for about 30 years and I have loved it until the last couple of performances. They were really hard. The audience didn’t know it but my wife, her sister … More I Can’t Stand Up!!
Heather has been pretty sick so we went to see a doctor last week. She told the doctor she had a sore throat, bad cough and a fever.” The doctor examined Heather and told her it was a bad chest cold. Heather said that a lot of people in her office have it too. The … More That’s Not Funny!!
Until “Secrets and Lies” came out, the only secret that had my attention was Victoria’s. … More Secrets and Lies!!
Doing stand up is a lot like being in a play, except there’s no script, no other performers on stage with you and no intermission. Actually, it’s nothing like being in a play at all. … More Stand Up Comedy!!
I know I’m getting old. Yesterday, I tried to straighten the wrinkles in my socks, only to find I wasn’t wearing any. … More I’m Getting Old!
“You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a picket fence.”
~Robin Williams … More Farewell, Robin Williams. We hardly knew ye.