I told a friend that I took Russian as my language requirement in school. Now I see black SUVs without plates outside my house 24/7 and my phone is making a strange noise. Oh, and I’m pretty sure I ran into Robert Mueller at the local 7-11. He was the clerk who prepared my hot … More Seriously? An Investigation? What did I do???
I figured it out! Russia has been infiltrating spies for decades! Just think about the subtle comparisons. Cosmonauts/Cosmetologists.who would suspect? And I’m pretty sure they get their assignments from special codes inside Cosmopolitan Magazine. I know! I have been in touch with the FBI several times and they’re taking this very seriously. I wouldn’t be … More I Know How The Russians Did It!!!
Robert Mueller’s team raided my home office yesterday. I know! They said it was because I had been playing the card game Spades on my computer which always includes one suit that is trump. I’m going to plead the fifth in Russian. It seems like everybody on ‘The Hill’ is either getting raided, fired or … More I’m Not Guilty!!!