An Arkansas ￼guy named ￼Keegan Byers called the police recently to report A robbery. Someone had stolen his extra cheese burger! I know! Who would do such a cowardly deed? The police said the man was extremely intoxicated. Byers said he bought two but only ate one before going to sleep. And oh, by the … More Give me back my burger!!
I woke up this morning and the back door was open. My Apple Watch and Mac Book aren’t here. Neither is my drone. I know! I remember checking all of the doors before bed and… Wait, I was distracted by something shiny and I never owned any of those items. Bad dream. As you were. … More Home Invasion!!!
I don’t understand the big deal about sharing classified documents. Our local newspaper has been publishing classified information for decades. Lately there have been a rash (strange use of the word, yeah?) of thieves calling to meet up with and buy the merchandise someone has advertised and then robbing them at gunpoint when they arrive. … More That’s Classified!!! Don’t Read It!!!
Yesterday, someone broke into our house. Among other things, they took all of my eye glasses. I can’t believe someone robbed me blind! When you don’t have the correct pair of eye wear, contacts, glasses etc.; it feels like you’re just lost. Kind of like losing your cell phone. I panic if I don’t … More Blind as a Bat!!!