What Ever You’re Protesting, I Hate It!!!!

I’m going to start a movement to protest all protests. No matter what the cause, we’ll protest. Even when we’re interviewed by the media and we’re asked why we’re against the cause, our official response will be “What cause?” It’s important to get involved! Just the feeling of an official protest seems to do the … More What Ever You’re Protesting, I Hate It!!!!

Frozen Buffalo Wings!!

Ferguson is on fire again. Meanwhile, everyone in Buffalo is asking the people of Ferguson, “Can you come here and riot instead? You can torch anything you want, just heat this place up!” The time for looting is perfect. It kicks off the holiday shopping season in Ferguson. Black Friday will mean something entirely different … More Frozen Buffalo Wings!!