Friday night, after returning home from the Real Salt Lake futball match, I had to keep putting ice under my tongue because it hurt pretty bad. I know! Turns out I sprained it by yelling so much during the match. I’m just lucky I didn’t break it. I’ve yelled plenty of times at sporting events. … More I Sprained My What????
I was talking to my friend about crazy things that we and people we know have done. My friend said, “My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the grill from a Rolls-Royce, and tires from a Mercedes.” I asked, “What did he get?” He said, … More Stop!!! Thief!!!
I’m sure the CIA is on to me by now. I’ve been writing and sending them blogs that are secured in a code that they can’t possibly break. I call it the “Idiot Code” and they are obviously embarrassed for being unable to crack it. They just tell me to “Cease and Desist.” I know … More I’m Being Followed!!!
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work? It’s time to seriously clean out my facebook friends. There are so many that I either don’t know or which I have no common friends. As a result, I don’t see posts from my true friends. Time to wipe ’em out! I don’t … More Goodbye, Friends!
This year on April Fools Day, I called one of my ex wives and angrily told her that I wanted a divorce. No matter what she said I was insistent and kept raising my voice. Then the cops arrived. Apparently you can’t do that. But I got a restraining order out of it so it … More There’s Nothing Like a Good Swift Fall on a Treadmill!!