Last Saturday I put a walkie-talkie in my mailbox and waited for the mail delivery person. As soon as he started to open the door to the mailbox, I yelled very loudly “hang on a second, I’m still getting dressed. “￼ I don’t ￼think I’m going to be getting very much mail any more. ￼￼ … More Someone Took My Mail!!!
I try really hard to practice tolerance. To keep an open mind and not judge anyone. Except for Patriot and Dodger fans. Ya’ll are just sick in the head and I’m obligated to despise you. I think it’s not possible to eliminate judging others, no matter how hard we might try. As I see it, … More Don’t Judge Me!!!!
Last night at dinner, the waiter brought our food but something didn’t taste right. I asked him if I could get something different. The chef came to us and called me a hater for insulting his food. Then a crowd of violent protesters arrived and we had a huge fight. The end. Just kidding about … More I Hate My Own Speech!!!
The prognosticators are busy trying to determine what the result will be. I care deeply about the final result but here is my level of interest of opinions now: The Detroit Tigers and San Francisco Giants need to have very strong finishes to make the playoffs. I love baseball. I love football, too but baseball … More Did James Comey Help Or Hurt President Trump???
OK, let’s get this over with already. Oy. I talked to the Russian Ambassador and wiretapped the President’s phones. I also released the secret documents. Now can we get back to working on our country? By far, this has been the most bizarre election and transition in my lifetime. I know I’m young, according to … More I’m A Spy!!!
In honor of the GOP taking control of the House and Senate, I must make a Republican joke. You know you’re a Republican if you ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch “lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn’t want to contribute to society.” … More My Right Wing is Tired!!
I wish I could sneak into the Capitol Building and mess with just one of the steps. That way, the first congressman would trip, then they would all trip behind him. You know, like clowns. … More Congressional Crooks!
I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College