You Are A Racist!!!

Yesterday was National Dog Day here in the USA. It was hateful because there’s no Horse Day, Armadillo Day; nothing for so many animals. Why do ground hogs get a day? The whole thing is clearly racist and must be stopped. I’m pressing to eliminate the celebration of Punxsutawney Phil. Haters.  I love dogs. We … More You Are A Racist!!!

Am I a Racist???

A couple of days ago we killed a black widow spider on our front porch. I hate black widows. Does that mean I'm racist? I know some people are offended when you kill anything but under certain circumstances I would call them out. For example, if a rattlesnake "looked" like it was going to strike … More Am I a Racist???