It’s So Hot…

It’s so hot, I just heard a circus fire eater say, “Come on! Now everyone is doing it!” I think our founding fathers should have had more compassion and put off Independence Day until October.  This is crazy! People are sitting outside in sweltering heat (I’m not sure how hot it needs to be to … More It’s So Hot…

He Bit Me!!!

Yesterday, my neighbor said that we were in the “Dog days of summer”, so I bit him on the ankle and peed on his leg.  Originally, the phrase actually had nothing to do with dogs, or even with the lazy days of summer. Instead, it turns out, the dog days refer to the dog star, … More He Bit Me!!!