Yikes!! Our Anniversary Was Yesterday and I forgot!!

Anniversaries are a lot like bungi jumping. If you forget something critical, you die. A woman’s memory is amazing. She can recall the first day you met, dated, kissed got engaged, got married and everything you’ve done wrong since the wedding. Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of our first date. How do I know? I … More Yikes!! Our Anniversary Was Yesterday and I forgot!!

Revolt!!

We saw “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”last year. Good movie, but I’m kind of tired of the ape thing. How about “Rise of the Planet of the Men”, where we refuse to hold our woman’s purse while she tries on clothes? Now, there’s your flick. Come on, now. Enough with the talking animals. … More Revolt!!

Solid Foundation!!

A woman had a heart attack. She saw God and asked if her time was up. God said, “No, you have another 43 years to live.” With her new lease on life, she decided to have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. After healing, she was crossing the street and was hit by a bus. She asked God, “I thought you said I had another 40 years! Why didn’t you save me from that bus?” God replied, “Girl, I didn’t recognize you!” … More Solid Foundation!!