It’s very annoying to me that during an interview some people ask and answer their own questions. Example: “Do I think this is lame? Yes.”￼￼ Seriously, for some reason it drives me nuts. I used to have a teacher who would do the same thing. We were never able to answer the question that was … More Am I what!?!?
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
Now that our kids are grown and two of them have children, I like to mess with them from time to time. I never tell them what we’re sending the kids on their birthdays and I sometimes can’t resist the urge to buy them something loud and obnoxious. Justice. Heh, heh, heh. When two of … More I’m Going Nuts!!!
Two men in their 60’s were sitting next to each other on a Florida beach. One guy asks the other, “So, just visiting?” The other man replied, “No, I’m retired. I had a business and it burned down.” The second man said, “Same with me, only mine was a flood.” Perplexed, the other man asks, … More Turn Off the Water!!!
Nothing is for sure. I’m certain of it. I wonder if you are at a place in your life where you never intended to be. Life happens. In a baseball metaphor, you’re sure you’re getting a fastball and you swing way too early because the pitcher threw a curveball. Maybe you got a vasectomy and … More That Was Completely Unexpected!!
Yesterday, I went to get a shiatsu massage, but I accidentally asked for a shitzu massage. The guy punched me in the face for a half hour. Mission accomplished. Dogs are wonderful. They are loyal, loving, playful (most of the time) and are just fun to be around. We have two dogs. Maggie, named … More I’m still recovering from my massage!!
Every time one of our dogs walks across the hardwood floor I get confused and think I’m watching 60 Minutes. We have what we believe are the cutest and smartest dogs on the planet, which is true despite the fact that others claim the same thing. The truth is they are lying. We really … More The Perfect Hot Dog!!!
In honor of National Puppy Day, I will lay around, (not much of a stretch), bark at the most feint sound, eat part of the couch, chase cars and lay in wait to bite the mailman. Oh, and have dinner at grandma’s. Now that’s some dog food. Who doesn’t love puppies? They’re just so cute! … More National Puppy day!!
You never have to buy a cat. You pick up a stray or get them from someone giving kittens away. I’ve never seen a cat being bought out of a pet store. They just sit in the pet store. They’re like, ‘Meow,’ and your like, ‘Oh they’re so cute. Let’s go find one like that.’ … More Who Owns That Cat???
In honor of National Puppy Day, I will lay around, howl at the most feint sound, eat part of the couch, chase cars and lay in wait to bite the mailman. Oh, and have dinner at grandma’s. Now that’s some dog food. … More National Comedian Day!!