At a store last week the cashier was having a bad day. The register ran out of receipt tape and then she dropped a roll of quarters. My order was $22 even and I was trying to calm her down. I said “Well that’s around figure.” She said, “Yeah, well you’re not so skinny yourself.” … More Hey, Watch It, Lady!!!!
I don’t like carving pumpkins. I’m just not good at it. Last year, I cut a hole in the wrong place, so I had to fix it with a pumpkin patch. … More I Love Pumpkin!!