I recently watched Forrest Gump again. That makes 1325×3 times. The story basically goes that Gump finds a pretty girl, beats the tar out of anyone who touches her and ends up with the pretty girl at the end of the movie. I wish I had known that would work when I was young. Other … More Forrest Gump to the rescue!!!
I think if you aren’t chosen to be a contestant on a game show purely because you’re not dressed in a crazy costume, not jumping up and down screaming and acting like a crazy person it should be considered a hate crime. I’ve noticed that none of these wacko contestants ever wins a weapon of … More Hate Crime!!!
I was talking to my friend about crazy things that we and people we know have done. My friend said, “My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the grill from a Rolls-Royce, and tires from a Mercedes.” I asked, “What did he get?” He said, … More Stop!!! Thief!!!
I don’t fear commitment. It sounds awesome. You get to wear pajamas all day and they put Zoloft in your applesauce. Doesn’t that sound great? Maybe not permanently, just when you need it. No pressure, professionals to talk to everyday and three squares. It sounds a lot like prison, but without the convicts to worry … More I’m Not Schizophrenic!!!