I always tried to be funny in school. In history, I was taking a test. I had the answers on the palm of my hand. Bob Gress stood beside me and asked, “Is there something interesting on your hand?” I said “No its actually pretty boring.” The principal and I had a nice chat. I … More What??? I Flunked???
A friend of mine is a principal at a middle school. One day he saw a new substitute teacher banging his forehead against a locker muttering , “How did I get myself into this?” My friend asked, “Are you okay? Can I help?” The teacher said, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid … More I’m A Shut In!!!
One day, Joanne went in to wake up Jimmy to get ready for school. Jimmy said he wasn’t going today. She said, “Give me two reasons why you shouldn’t go to school”. He said, “The kids all hate me and so do the teachers”. Joanne said, “Those are not good reasons to stay home from … More You Can’t Make Me Go!!
Three boys appeared before a judge on misdemeanor charges of causing a disturbance at the zoo. The sequence of their stories went like this.. “My name is Michael, and all I did is throw a peanut in the elephant exhibit.” “My name is Ayden, and all I did is throw a peanut in the monkey exhibit.” “My name is Paul, but my friends call me Peanut…” … More Aw, Nuts!