We found nothing on Mars except some dirt with some bones in it and about 1 billion candy bar wrappers. This implicates the Mars rover. I knew there was someone in that thing, someone apparently with a giant sweet tooth. I wonder what the fine would be littering on Mars? Let’s see, I know that … More Stop Littering!!!
Ok, I admit it. I’m the one who meddled with the election. It wasn’t the Russians at all. They were just an easy target. My candidate, a guy named Mike, wasn’t on the ballot, so I had no choice. He lost anyway, so it’s a mute point. I’m sure I’ll be hearing from Homeland Security … More I Did It! I Meddled With The Election!!!
I knew the meeting of world leaders had problems when a member said, “Welcome to G7” and German Chancellor Angela Merkel jumped up and yelled “Bingo”!! I always wonder what goes on in summits such as this. Who’s coming with what agenda. You know they all have things they want to accomplish, that makes perfect … More G7 Summit – A Game?
I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources. Gym class for every child in school and all … More When I am in Office…
Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being. This is the weirdest election of my lifetime, bar none. Donald Trump certainly plays a heavy role in that but really, all of the candidates have. The Republicans have had no … More I’m a Super Delegate!!
I love the game, “Survivor”. They start out with 20 contestants who are systematically knocked out of the game until there are only three left. The winner is the one who lies and backstabs the most people. You know, like politics. Smear campaigns are the norm today. It’s not about what the candidates will do … More Survive This!!!
A senator died and met St. Peter, who said, “We seldom see a politician. So, you’ll spend a day hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” In hell, he sees all of his friends playing golf. Then they dined on lobster and champagne. When he gets back, he said, “No need to see heaven, I want to spend eternity with my friends”. When he arrives, he sees them picking up trash as more trash falls from above. He asks the devil, “I don’t understand. Yesterday we had a great time. Now it’s full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?” The devil said, “Yesterday we were campaigning….Today you voted.” … More Vote For Me!!
I’m glad I’m not a politician. I’m scared to think about what my approval rating would be. … More The Results Are In!!
I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College
I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources, gym class for every child in school, all taxes will be paid by … More The Election