I’m so tired of the the entertainment and news industry always seeming to have the need to turn ordinary shows and news articles into smut. Prime example – referring to the nominated Supreme Court Justice as SCROTUM. That’s just wron…. What? Carry on. I remember hearing the acronym ‘POTUS’ on a news program on TV. … More Fake News??? I Don’t Think So!!!
Twitter has gotten so out of hand. Yesterday the birds in our neighborhood marched with picket signs to try to get people from calling the messages ‘tweets’. It was similar to the march last year on Halloween when birds protested small children saying the phrase ‘Trick or treat’ as ‘Twick or tweet’. Unfortunately, there are … More Rosanne is Baaack… What? She’s Not?????
Kathy Griffin proudly posted a picture of her holding a replica of Donald Trump’s severed head, which also symbolized the death of her career, which was already in critical condition. With the unexpected backlash from both parties and the public, she immediately put out a video apologizing for “Going too far”. Right. We need only … More Kathy Griffin Apologizes. Why? Because She Got Caught!!
The last time Heather and I dined at a Steakhouse, the waiter delivered my plate with his thumb on my steak. I said, “Hey, why did you put your hand on my food”?? He said, “I’m really sorry, sir, I just didn’t want it to fall on the floor again”. Good restaurants are known for … More I Have Food Poisoning!!!
We live in a world of abbreviations and acronyms. I blame the media. I think it started with Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, although I can’t remember what it was. I think it’s just laziness. Oh well, what can you do? C u L8ter. The newest combination of words is Brexit. Seriously? We can’t just … More Yikes! I’ve been abbreviated!!
Someone named “CIA” just started following me on Facebook, Twitter, my blog and Pinterest. Sweet! I’m on fire! … More I’m On Fire!!
My cousin is so dumb, he thought a barbecue was the waiting list for getting a haircut. … More Run For Your Life!