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I’m Pretty Sure I’m McStupid!!!

March 13, 2019

It’s snowing here, so the floor was kind of slippery at McDonald’s. Of course I was the one who slipped and fell. I hurt my knee, back, neck and leg. I thought about suing, but they offered me a free breakfast sandwich every week for a year! Score! I love McDonald’s breakfast. I really don’t … More I’m Pretty Sure I’m McStupid!!!

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I Want My Cannabis Oil!!!

October 9, 2016

A friend of mine got pulled over. The officer had his dog sniff the car. The cop came over and said, “My dog says you have cannibis oil in the car.” My friend said, “Well I don’t know about that, but I want whatever’s got you talking to the dog!” I think that states that … More I Want My Cannabis Oil!!!

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