I’m Psycho!!!

There are only a couple of things that really freak me out. Clowns and carousels. Last night I dreamed I was surrounded by both. As I write this, I’m being taken to the local psych ward.   I dont know why carousels get to me, but they do. Perhaps I saw a creepy scene with … More I’m Psycho!!!

Vote For Me!!

A senator died and met St. Peter, who said, “We seldom see a politician. So, you’ll spend a day hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” In hell, he sees all of his friends playing golf. Then they dined on lobster and champagne. When he gets back, he said, “No need to see heaven, I want to spend eternity with my friends”. When he arrives, he sees them picking up trash as more trash falls from above. He asks the devil, “I don’t understand. Yesterday we had a great time. Now it’s full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?” The devil said, “Yesterday we were campaigning….Today you voted.” … More Vote For Me!!