Heather and I were watching one of those dance shows last night. They introduced a new dance called the DC special. All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around. I guess I’ll never be able to be a politician because I just can’t dance. … More I Can’t Dance!!!!
Last week, three people knocked on my door. The first was a politician doing some old fashioned campaigning. The second were two guys asking for someone I’ve never heard of. The last time there was a very pregnant woman asking me if I sold nursing bras. What??? Obviously someone locally was selling them and she … More Knock Knock. Who’s There? Do I What???
On this day in 2011, Dr. Jack Kevorkian died. He was one of the only doctors who never required a post visit check up. He had more assists than John Stockton. According to Wikipedia, Jacob “Jack” Kevorkian was an American pathologist, euthanasia activist, painter, author, composer and instrumentalist. He was obviously best known for publicly … More You Don’t Know Jack!!!
My Father once told me I would amount to nothing. I argued with him that wasn’t true. I went to law school, became an attorney then went on to become a successful politician. It was only then I realized he was right. Of all the things my parents wanted me to become, I think the … More A Lawyer Walks Into A Comedy Club…
I have many wonderful memories; I just can’t think of any right now. … More I’ve Lost My Mind!