I’m A Fool!!

On Saturday, I got a call from someone claiming to be a clerk at our police station saying I had a parking ticket that was old and now I had a warrant. It was April Fools Day, so I said, “Really? Your Mama has a warrant out for being ugly.” The jail cell wasn’t too … More I’m A Fool!!

Crazy Road Rage!!!

I really don’t know why or how it happens, my wife could be having the best day of her life, but once she gets behind the wheel of a car, her temperament rivals that of an angry incredible hulk. A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy street. Suddenly, the light … More Crazy Road Rage!!!

Stay Home!!

A friend of mine was out camping for three days and didn’t tell his wife. She was pretty ticked off when he came home on Sunday night. She said, “How would you like it if you couldn’t see me for three days”? Sure enough, He didn’t see her again until Thursday, when the swelling went … More Stay Home!!

Kids Are Crazy!!

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.    Let’s face it, even the nicest among us is selfish in nature. It is part of our carnal nature. At least I know … More Kids Are Crazy!!

Biker Gang Shootout!!

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing. Once, on a trip to South Dakota, I saw a gang of bikers threatening a young woman. So, I punched the biggest biker in the face, and said, “Now, back off, or I’ll do it again.” St. Peter asked, “When did this happen?” The guy said, “Just a couple of minutes ago.” … More Biker Gang Shootout!!

Awk! Help Me!

A 911 dispatcher received this call last week. “Please help me, there’s a cat near me.” “Calm down. Unless it’s a bobcat, it won’t hurt you.” “This one will! It’s just staring at me, and I know it’s going to attack me soon!” “Ma’am…” “What do you mean, Ma’am? I’m a parrot, you idiot!” … More Awk! Help Me!

Maniacs!

I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!