In Utah, which is where I live, there are fireworks throughout the entire month of July. Our dogs are really afraid of the sound of these stupid things. They feel the need to celebrate pioneer day on July 24. But people shoot off fireworks all month long. This year, I think I will put the … More Stop Scaring My Dogs!!!
When I was 18, I was hired along with two other guys to remove scrap metal from old buildings. We found three live hand grenades. We decided to take them to the boss in a box. I said, “What if one blows up on the way?” Another guy said, “We’ll just tell them that we … More Hit The Deck!!!
It seems weird to me that a state that really honors their pioneers is without a Pioneer Chicken franchise. We have Zaxby’s, Popeyes, KFC (including the very first one), Maddox (a beloved local place, and even El Pollo Loco. No Pioneer Chicken. Maybe they only did any business on July 24th, Pioneer Day here in … More Pioneer Day? Let’s have chicken!!