You Killed Him!!!

My neighbor was practicing on her piano. I called 911. The dispatcher asked what my emergency was and I told her there was a body next door. She asked if I was sure and I said, “Yes! It’s Mozart! I’m pretty sure my neighbor is butchering him!” Well I thought it was funny. I got … More You Killed Him!!!

I’m Tone Deaf!

My grandmother’s doorbell rang. She opened the door and there was man with a tool chest. He said, “Ma’am, I’m the piano tuner.” My grandmother said, “I didn’t call for a piano tuner.” The guy said, “I know, but your neighbors all pitched in and did.” … More I’m Tone Deaf!