A friend of mine rented a piano for his wife. After a few weeks I asked him how it was going. He said he talked her into playing the clarinet instead. I asked him why. “Simple”, he said. “With a wind instrument she can’t sing.” Some people can sing and some can’t. I don’t know … More That Noise Is Killing Me!!!!
My neighbor was practicing on her piano. I called 911. The dispatcher asked what my emergency was and I told her there was a body next door. She asked if I was sure and I said, “Yes! It’s Mozart! I’m pretty sure my neighbor is butchering him!” Well I thought it was funny. I got … More You Killed Him!!!
Having a radio show is a exactly like doing stand up comedy. There’s an audience for both but with stand up you get instant gratification. In radio, you have to wait for the ratings book to come out to see if you’re doing well. Come to think about it, radio and stand up are totally … More Disaster!! How Do I Get Out Of This????
My grandmother’s doorbell rang. She opened the door and there was man with a tool chest. He said, “Ma’am, I’m the piano tuner.” My grandmother said, “I didn’t call for a piano tuner.” The guy said, “I know, but your neighbors all pitched in and did.” … More I’m Tone Deaf!