Heather wanted a Pebble watch this year and prefers a heavy metal band rather than the leather one that comes with the watch. My neighbor gave me an idea for a gag gift. I took her old Pebble watch and super glued a Metallica CD to the face of it. Wait for it…. I’m your … More You Idiot!!!
A friend of mine asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. She said, “I’d like to be eight again” On her birthday, it was Coco Puffs for breakfast, then off to the theme park. They went on every ride in the park. Next, McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal. Then to a movie, with popcorn and candy. Exhausted that night, he asked her, “What was it like being eight again?” She said, “I meant my dress size, you idiot!” Even when a man listens, he’s gonna get it wrong. … More What We Got Here, Is A Failure To Communicate!