I’m So Confused!!!

Suddenly of all of my important cards including my Drivers license, credit cards, insurance cards are missing. I blame Donald Trump for collusion with the thief who took them. There can be no other explanation.  I know you’re like me. No matter your party affiliation, you’re sick and tired of all of the accusations coming … More I’m So Confused!!!

Contempt of Court!!

When I went to court to get a divorce, the judge asked me what the problem was. I said, “Your honor, in our seven months together we haven’t agreed on one single thing”. The judge asked my wife the same question. She said, “It’s been eight months”. If you’ve ever lived with someone who you … More Contempt of Court!!