I try really hard to practice tolerance. To keep an open mind and not judge anyone. Except for Patriot and Dodger fans. Ya’ll are just sick in the head and I’m obligated to despise you. I think it’s not possible to eliminate judging others, no matter how hard we might try. As I see it, … More Don’t Judge Me!!!!
I’m so excited to be going to the Super Bowl this year! I’ve never been, so I can’t wait! Ok, so it will be at my brother in law’s new house, but he has a huge TV and there will be lots of great food. We’re getting down to the nitty gritty of the NFL … More I’m Going To The Super Bowl!!!
Sunday is the SuperBowl and the Patriots are playing – again. Blech! Enough already! Usually we have a party but after last year’s game I’m legally not allowed to. They say I kind of went Incredible Hulk on someone in a Pats jersey. That old lady had it coming. No food this year either because … More Here It Comes Again!!!!
I think if I were trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a New England Patriots fan, and had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot the Patriot fan… twice. Ok, imaginary overkill, I know. Sports rivalries are fun unless they are taken too far, and it does … More I Have Two Bullets!!
If I could go back in time to 1985, I would always bet against the Miami Dolphins and become a billionaire. Every week, they get beaten like a piñata. You know your football team is bad when they have a huge celebration late every season without even having a winning record. On Sunday, the … More Back to the Future IV???
The term Super Bowl should be changed to Super Balls this year. … More Hey! My Footballs are Leaking!!