My wife bought me a beautiful Miami Dolphins coat for Christmas. It’s even reversible. Too bad the season isn’t. When I wear the coat I also wear a paper bag over my head. At least sports seems to become less important as I grow older. It used to crush me if one of my favorites … More Skunked Again!!!
I was preparing tuna for sandwiches and had just finished chopping the last ingredient when Sarah, my daughter said, “Daddy, I’ve noticed that the older you get, the more stuff you put in your tuna fish.” She was spot on. I don’t know why it happens, but I think most of us cross the ‘add … More Throw It All In!!!
Suddenly of all of my important cards including my Drivers license, credit cards, insurance cards are missing. I blame Donald Trump for collusion with the thief who took them. There can be no other explanation. I know you’re like me. No matter your party affiliation, you’re sick and tired of all of the accusations coming … More I’m So Confused!!!
Frost is weird. Sunshine is wonderful. Snow is great. Rain is delicious. But my favorite thing is pastrami. I love pastrami. Put it on a cheeseburger, hotdog, just about any sandwich; spectacular. How about a pastrami omelet? Don’t mind if I do. Great stuff. Or maybe just a good, old fashioned pastrami sandwich? Unbeatable. … More I Hope There’s Pastrami in Heaven!!
Frost is weird. Sunshine is wonderful. Snow is great. Rain is delicious. But my favorite thing is pastrami. … More Don’t Ruin My Sandwich!