I asked Siri to play some music I would like. Suddenly Alexa said, “I can do that”, and it was on. A huge fight! A smart phone vs a remote. I tried to break it up but wound up with a nasty rectangular bruise on my forehead, a broken phone and remote. It’s the worst … More Ladies! Stop Hitting Each Other!!!
I went to an ATM yesterday to get $40. Instead, it printed out a coupon for Ramen Noodles. There’s nothing wrong with Ramen Noodles but I’m not sure how nutritious they are. When you’re in college they’re a Godsend. The same is true if you’re very low on cash or just to have on hand … More I’m So Broke!!
I need to build a wall so my ex wives and girlfriends can’t get through it. Now, I just have to figure out a way for them to pay for it. It’s either a wall or a well stocked panic room. I’m sure you thought I was going To take the political angle but … More I’m Building A Wall!!!!
I think maybe this “Zoo” TV show might be for real. I walked out to the backyard yesterday and saw our dogs together. As I approached them, I heard one of them say, “Shhhhh, he’s coming”. Animals controlling the world? Yikes! All it would take is one animal to look dastardly at me and I … More Run For Your Life!!