Instead of bombing Syria, I think we should bomb Syrup companies who sell sugar free syrup. Clearly ISIS is behind this. I know it’s great for people with diabetes, but man, for the rest of us, full blown Aunt Jamima is the best! Some things that are fat free can be really good. Cheese slices … More

Syrup and Asphalt???

True story: a Florida man was arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. When police asked him why, he said, “Because they don’t serve waffles.” This guy actually set up a cardboard table and sat down for breakfast. Not unusual. Except it was in the middle of a busy Florida intersection. Typically … More Syrup and Asphalt???