You Stupid Idiot!!!

When Heather turned 30 I ordered 30 red roses, one for each year of her life. That’s what the card read. The florist decided on his own to make it an even three dozen. Heather got the roses and card and didn’t speak to me for three months. You can’t be too careful when it … More You Stupid Idiot!!!

What Did She Say???

I would vote for Oprah for president in a heartbeat! We would all get free cars! The thought of Oprah Winfrey running for president doesn’t seem far fetched anymore, does it? People were shocked when Ronald Reagan won, even though he had successfully governed California. Jesse Ventura (who?) won a gubernatorial race, Sony Bono and … More What Did She Say???