Next year, I’ve decided I am going to be an Olympic champion. I don’t even know if the Olympics are next year or not but that is beside the point. In my mind they are next year and I’m going to win. Perhaps making the most grunts while getting up from my recliner. Hey, the … More I’m A Champion!!!
I honestly don’t understand what is fun about playing badminton. I think it’s a lot like dating. You give it your best shot and have no idea where it’s going to end up. Since curling is an athletic event, recognized by the Olympics, I think badminton should be added to the mix. That’s a hard … More Where Did The Shuttlecock Go???
I hope Heather gets amnesia at some point because after 20 years, I’ve run out of stories and funny things to share with her. She just gives me the eyes glazed over look. The other problem is that this is my fourth marriage and she doesn’t really want to hear about funny things that may … More You’re So Funny!!!
A recent (real) study found that the average American utters their first curse word of the day at 10:54 a.m. I know! Bull!! The average person is stuck in traffic long before that so it can’t possibly be true. I think most everyone hates a traffic jam. I think ‘Criminal Minds’ profilers have it all … More Get Out Of My Way!!!!
I don’t like the Olympics. They keep me from watching new episodes of NCIS. … More Olympics
I think if I were a winter Olympian this year, I would learn to speak Russian, dress in warm, local clothes, a fur hat and carry a bottle of vodka. … More Olympic Threat!