Last￼ night a trick-or-treater came to our door and I swear she was about 72 1/2 years old. I was mad. “Trick-or-treating is for kids, lady”, I said. I really ripped her a new one. she began to cry. Just then a much younger woman came running to the door, saying “You jerk, she’s only … More Who Are You???
An older gentleman asked his wife what she would do if he won the lottery. She said, “I’d take my half and be out of here”. The man said, “I see. Well, I just won $14. Here’s $7 now get out”! Why do couples drift apart when the children are gone and it’s empty … More I Won the Lottery!!