Last week I had an appointment with a cardiologist. I saw a sign on the door that read ‘8 – 5’. I left immediately. I’m sure I can find one with better odds than that. I am so sick of going to doctors appointments. In fact if I got all of the student loans it … More I Don’t Think He’s Going To Make It!!!
An older gentleman asked his wife what she would do if he won the lottery. She said, “I’d take my half and be out of here”. The man said, “I see. Well, I just won $14. Here’s $7 now get out”! Why do couples drift apart when the children are gone and it’s empty … More I Won the Lottery!!