I have gout again, and I love it! Your foot swells up and every step feels like you’re walking on a broken foot. I’ve heard that ‘at least when you feel pain, you know you’re alive’. Um, I know I’m alive because I still have to pay taxes. I’m gonna track that guy who said … More I Feel Alive!!!
I’m so ashamed. 14 years ago I ate the last piece of left over chicken. I was going to blame it on our dog, Mulder, but all he had to do was prove that he couldn’t open the refrigerator, kind of like OJ and the glove. So, I’ve just played dumb all of these years. … More I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!!!!
A lawyer was defending a murder case. He said, “The alleged victim will walk into the courthouse in one minute. The jury stared at the door when the attorney said, “See? You were all looking at the door, which proves reasonable doubt!” The jury found him guilty anyway. The foreman said, “Everyone was looking at … More The Jury Said What???
I feel so sorry for trust fund kids. They have to wait until they're 25 to get their millions. They get very upset because in the meantime they're forced to scrape by with thousands of dollars per month. They completely miss out on the experience of having a job. I've known some trust fund kids … More It’s Horrible!!!
OJ Simpson was paroled yesterday for an armed robbery that put him behind bars for 9 years. When asked if he was remorseful for his crime, Simpson said "Yes your honor. I am very sorry for killi… I mean, uh, robbing those people." Some very interesting developments in that case. The prosecutor wanted him freed. … More OJ Simpson Freed!! Wait That Sounded a Tad Racist.
I think someone broke into our house last night! I got up to find the place a complete disaster. The living room was ransacked and the kitchen too. Then I realized my wife has been out of town for a week. Its always that way. I’m sure many men go through the same thing. The … More Home Invasion!!!
A lawyer was defending a murder case. He said, “The alleged victim will walk into the courthouse in one minute. The jury stared at the door when the attorney said, “See? You were all looking at the door, which proves reasonable doubt”! The jury found him guilty. The foreman said, “Everyone was looking at the … More The Verdict is In!!!