I know my current anniversary is February 7th. I never miss it. IPhone reminders are amazing! I Forgot the other three. Why do I want to remember? Because on those days I would so sit around in my boxers and an old stained t-shirt, drink beer, belch a lot and scratch myself. Sure, I’d clean … More Yikes!!! I Forgot My Anniversary!!!
Yesterday I was messing around with my computer. Heather asked me what I was doing. I said “I’m trying to fix a problem. My pc says it can’t see my printer!” She said. “That doesn’t surprise me. Your office is a disaster. I can’t see your printer either!” I’ll admit, I do have a pretty … More I Can’t See Anything!!!
I heard a guy call a woman by the wrong name. She corrected him and he said, “Same difference.” That makes no sense to me. It’s like when my Uncle told me this joke; “What’s the difference between a duck? One leg is bigger than the other.” I have no idea what either of the … More Same Difference?? What The Heck???
When we first married, I was a pretty stubborn knucklehead. One day I came home and found a note on the fridge. It read “This isn’t working. I’m going to my Mom’s for a while.” I opened the fridge and thought, “The light came on and the beer is still cold. What the heck is … More It’s Not Broken!!!
I was working on my internet network in my office last week when my wife came in and wanted to know what I was doing. I told her that my PC was telling me that it couldn’t see my printer. She said, “Well I’m not surprised. Your desk is such a mess, I can barely … More Clean This Mess Up!!!
Me: Do you have ADHD?
Friend: I don’t think… Wanna go for a run? … More My Dog has ADHD!!
I think it might be cool to be a hoarder if you kept everything in your front yard. That way, you could have a yard sale every weekend. Offsetting penalties, repeat the down. … More Hoarders