I’ve often heard the phrase, ‘Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater’. Seriously? What kind of person would do that? That’s just mean plus the wet baby would get all dirty again and that completely defeats the purpose of the bath, right? Who ‘throws’ out bathwater anyway when there’s a perfectly good drain right … More Stop Throwing The Baby!!!
Sometimes a man will be sleeping, minding his own business, when his wife will attack him because in her DREAM, he did something wrong. Any man who has been married for an extended period of time knows what I’m talking about. And she doesn’t stay mad for a short period of time, but for days. … More Don’t Let Her Go To Sleep!!
Whoever said that 60 is the new 40 is crazy! The cop that just pulled me over didn’t agree either. First of all, I never thought I would live to be 60. I used to tell my friends that I would most likely die before 40. I meant it. Its not that I wanted to, … More What Are You, Nuts??
I always put things I need in a “safe place” so I’ll know where they are when I need them. When the time comes, I can never remember where I put them. … More I’m A Moron!!