I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight.￼ For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range. I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left … More On a scale from 1 to 10…!!￼
I learned something very important yesterday. Never yell, “Can we talk about the elephant in the room?” at a Weight Watchers meeting. The say I can come home once the swelling in my brain subsides. First off, I am the last one in the world to point out someone who struggles with their weight. Lord … More I’m Not An Elephant!!!
I resolve to take more naps, watch more TV and use my phone more often. I know! If you lower the bar far enough, you’ll never be disappointed. Wish me luck! I suspect that January is the biggest sales month for exercise equipment, AKA clothing builder and dust collector. They are impulse buys that are … More I Already Broke Them!!!
I’m dieting right now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You can’t seem to eat enough on just one. My doctor is crazy. He wants me to get down to my original weight but that’s 6 pounds and 2 ounces. I know, I know, diets don’t work. It will hopefully become a lifestyle but for now … More Amazing Diet!!!
I hate diets. I’m on one now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You just can’t seem to eat enough on one. … More I Hate Diets!