I’m curious, if you take a gingerbread house from the store without paying for it can they foreclose on it? I’m asking for a friend. Last night we had two of our God children over for dinner and making gingerbread houses. I was wondering how fun that might be, since I had never made one … More My house is in foreclosure!!
I’m only certain times one thing in my life. And that is when I call someone who needs to use a computer to give me what I need, and that computer is running slow the person will, without a doubt, make noises like. “Do to do to do.” It’s not unusual, in fact I do … More Hang On A Minute!!!!!!
We all know that Oprah gave Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz their start. What I just learned is that there was one who failed miserably on her show. Dr. Kevorkian was a total bust. No one would volunteer. Can you imagine the show, ‘Doctor Death’? I know! I just don’t think he would have been … More Doctor! Please Help Me!!!
I mentioned that we finally got snow. An announcement came over Weber State University’s intercom: “If you’re parked on the street, please move your car for the snow plows. “Thirty minutes later there was another announcement: “The twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class.” Snow days were always great … More You Have No Class!!
Yesterday, we went to a campground for some roasted hotdogs, a fire and relaxing atmosphere. Within five minutes of arriving, I was stung by a bee. I know about the bee problem and how we should never kill them but as they say in Texas, "He needed killin'." Bees are wonderful creatures so long as … More I Love the Mountains! Um, Maybe not.
Is it just me or does anyone else think the North Korean dictator looks a lot like Tatoo from Fantasy Island? That might explain his hostility. He always wanted to be the star of the show. He always called Mr. Roark, played by Ricardo Montalbán. Even in the picture above, Herve Villechaize demanded placement above … More Kim Jong Un – Former TV Star???
A couple of days ago we killed a black widow spider on our front porch. I hate black widows. Does that mean I'm racist? I know some people are offended when you kill anything but under certain circumstances I would call them out. For example, if a rattlesnake "looked" like it was going to strike … More Am I a Racist???
North Korea is warning the US that we are pushing them closer to nuclear war. I think the quote was, “If you don’t stop flying your bombers over our airspace, as soon as we figure out how to launch a rocket without exploding, you’re going to be in big trouble! By the way, how do … More Dangerous Times???
Sweet and sour chicken? Really? Both? It’s not possible, China. Not possible. I love Chinese food. Let me clarify. I love America’s version of Chinese food. Same with Japanese food. My wife and I took a trip to Southern California a few years ago, and had dinner at a Japanese restaurant. It was a gorgeous … More Trouble In China!!!
Kim Jung Un, who’s name obviously makes him the offspring of Kanye and Kim, always looks hungry. Send Dennis Rodman to give him a hot dog and a soda laced with antifreeze. Done and done. In fact, he’ll probably ask for more. If anyone deserves the death penalty, it’s this jerk. He has allowed at … More North Korea? I have the Answer!!
