I never know what to do when I meet someone who I’ve always wanted to meet, so I instantly make deep eye contact with them for uncomfortable periods of time before speaking. I’m convinced that they’ll never forget me. I have 47 restraining orders to prove it. Bill Murray is someone that I have always … More Get Away From Me!!!
Freeway lanes should be designated as NASCAR wannabe, normal driver, old geizer doing 40 in a 70, where the heck am I and I come from a foreign land where traffic laws are merely suggestions. In every state there seem to be crazy drivers. In Southern California its an everyone for themselves mentally. In … More Get Out of My Lane!!