See you next year!

There are always people who think it’s funny when they say, “see you next year” on New Year’s Eve. It drives me crazy. And they laugh like it’s the first time it’s ever been said. Since this is mostly done in offices, I think it would be fitting to give that person’s computer a nasty … More See you next year!

Mayday! Mayday!

When a ship or a plane is in trouble, they always say, “Mayday, Mayday!”. I think that month is selfish. We already celebrate May Day. The other months should get a chance too. Why should we continue to hurt their feelings? To add insult to injury, we mock April by calling it’s first day ‘April … More Mayday! Mayday!