My neighbor was practicing on her piano. I called 911. The dispatcher asked what my emergency was and I told her there was a body next door. She asked if I was sure and I said, “Yes! It’s Mozart! I’m pretty sure my neighbor is butchering him!” Well I thought it was funny. I got … More You Killed Him!!!
I got one of those Ninja coffee makers, although not for the spokesperson, Gloria from Modern Family. Seriously, I got it for Christmas and it does live up to it’s name. Ninjas don’t work in the daytime. Ugh. I clean the coffee machine fairy regularly, using white vinegar and water. It seems to work well, … More Ninjas Are Phoney!!!
My favorite number is 4,253. Don’t ask. It’s classified and I don’t want to lose another friend. I used to work for the Department of Defense and everytime someone asked me what I did there, I always told them it was classified. It was far from the truth but a lot of fun seeing the … More It’s All in the Numbers!!