There is an asteroid out there that contains so much gold and other precious metals, they say that there is enough gold to wipe out the Global economy. Or, it’s enough to make everyone in the world a billionaire. I say roll the dice! Just kidding. Not about the asteroid, but about rolling the dice. … More Gold!! I’ve Found More Gold Than Anyone!!
My knucklehead friend is not computer savvy. He called a tech who asked, “Ok, now which lights are on?” My friend said, “Let’s see, the kitchen, the office, of course and the refrigerator; that thing is on 24/7.” Some people just don’t understand computers. I understand that if they’re elderly, although my Mom has it … More The Lights Are On, But… You Get It.
Modern Family is exactly like The Waltons, except they don’t all live in the same house, they constantly fight with each other and Pa doesn’t work with wood for a living. Um, actually, forget it. They’re not even close. I love Modern Family, the TV show. The characters are hilarious, so you know the writers … More The Family is Coming!? Yikes!!!
My birthday is June 2nd, so I’ve always clearly been a Gemini. Split personality, schizophrenic, and those are my best qualities. I’ve been duped! We’ve all been duped! Now, to relieve the pressure of an all out panic, NASA has changed it’s mind and we’re all supposed to go back to our original sign. Too … More I’m A Gemini… WHAT???
My cousin filed a missing persons report on his wife. The officer asked, “What is her height?” “Average, I guess.”
Officer: “Slim or heavy?” “Not slim, but not heavy.” Officer: “Hair color?” “Kind of blonde, I think.” Officer: “What was she wearing?” “Not sure.” Officer: “Was she driving?” “Yes. A Black Mercedes with a supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine, an eight-speed automatic transmission. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door…” … More I Can’t Remember!!
Modern Family is exactly like The Waltons, except they don’t all live in the same house, they constantly fight with each other and Pa doesn’t work with wood for a living. Um, actually, forget it. They’re not even close. … More Modern Family!